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DOOMWATCH removes the hassle of having to actually read the news to find out what you need to be afraid of. Using state-of-the-art Science™ it analyses various news sources to determine exactly what will cause the downfall of society today.
By default it uses the BBC News service, but if you need an extra dose of pessimism, it also include a Daily Mail mode – guaranteed to included 150% extra baseless panic!
Update: Now with extra features, and default Daily Mail. Woo!